史上最强的中国式英语[转载自留美学生个人网页]zz

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<P>史上最强的中国式英语
1 ． we two who and who ？ &gt; 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 ． how are you ? how old are you? &gt; 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3 ． you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你
4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,　brothers ！together up ！</P>
<P>      你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝
6 ． you me you me　彼此彼此
7 ． You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！
8 ． know is know noknow is noknow　知之为知之，不知为不知 ...
9 ． WATCH SISTER &gt; 表妹
10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!! </P>
<P>         龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11 ． American Chinese not enough美中不足
12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  车祸现场描述
　
13 ． heart flower angry open　心花怒放
14 ． go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过
16 ． If you want money,I have no;f you want life,I have one!</P>
<P>            要钱没有，要命一条

17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年 25 。
18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。
19 ． as far as you go to die　有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

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